We present to you the thrilling tale of Matt -n- Nae’s Pizza Guy. I’m sure pizza delivery professionals (Too PC? Not enough? Eh. Whatever.) see all kinds of crazy things in their line of work. This particular pizza runner has, over the past year, experienced days of Matt -n- Nae’s life when they just couldn’t be bothered to cook. Which are, admittedly, some of the best days.

This is Pizza Guys first taste of a Matt -n- Nae evening with no cooking, but it is definitely not his last. More of the adventures of Pizza Guy to come!