I would like to preface this with explaining that I am not cute, or adorable, or girly…. or in denial. No really, especially not that last one.

In fact “Nae-tabulous” is a thing that I never say. Ever. As long as no body else is around.

Ugh, why do these arguments keep going sidways… Ok, I am a grumpy villianess who is going to TAKE OVER THE WORLD! I will use tanks! And attack ferrets with head mounted plasma cannons! I’ll have an entire army of dedicated minions in kickass battle armor decorated with sparkly sequins and everyone gets to pick out their own… feather…. boa…

Shit.

Fine. I give up. I’M A GOD DAMN PRINCESS OK! Cower before my pretty, pink tutu.

Nae